Just a tad ahead of schedule ... it's my wife's birthday tomorrow, so in
honor of this special event, we go back to one of the early hits from the
Bee Gee's:

Lonely Days
Bee Gees

Good morning Mister Bill Gates, you brighten up my day.
Reloading patches, won't you stay?
I see you every morning, as I reboot again,
The music plays, so let's be friends ...

Lonely days, lonely nights.
Where would I be without my newsgroup?
Lonely days, lonely nights.
Where would I be without my newsgroup?

Good morning Jeff and Susan, you brighten up my day.
Come post beside me in your way.
I read your every answer, how could you be so smart?
The music plays, but my system's torn apart ...

Lonely days, lonely nights.
Where would I be without my newsgroup?
Lonely days, lonely nights.
Where would I be without my newsgroup?